lesbx:

she’s so small she can’t smell anything bc smell molecules are too big to fit into her nose. she can’t see bc light is too big to get into her eye. she can’t hear sound is too big for her little tiny ears. when she was born her mom didn’t even notice. she went to an ant carnival and she was not tall enough to ride any rides. and yet she is so brave. being held like a fresh honeycrisp apple

strawberrydragon:

marlinspirkhall:

I hope the things missing from the british museum randomly turn up in museums at or closer to their sites of origin months down the line from now & the new curators are like “Oh, this? We stole it fair and square.”

screen shot from a Washington Post summary reading "The British Museum fired a worker after some items went missing.  What happened? Jewelry, gems and glass dating as far back as the 15th century B.C. were stolen from a storeroom, the museum said yesterday. It has launched a recovery effort.  It’s a little ironic: Many of the British Museum’s items were looted from other countries during Britain’s imperial past."ALT

Glad to see the reporting is being done right.

hammyboney:

powerfrog:

slimetony:

powerfrog:

slimetony:

Are clowns patriotic

are you?

I’m asking the questions here. Would a clown die for its country

everyone who has ever died for their country was a clown

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steveraglan:

percy jackson will get bigger than harry potter. percy jackson will get bigger than harry potter. percy jackson will get bigger than harry potter.

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yuriwarrior:

sun tzu also once said: “you have to let your friends hit it from behind, for that is the best way to strengthen your warrior’s bond”

hamletbot:

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Shout out to @ triplicata on tiktok for the funniest gddamn video ive seen in a bit

gwennovynne:
“the fuckin face in that last panel is on its own plane of emotion
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gwennovynne:

the fuckin face in that last panel is on its own plane of emotion

judas-redeemed:

been thinking a lot about anticipatory grief lately. i love you so much that i know losing you will devastate me. i haven’t lost you yet but i already miss you. we still have time, but it won’t be enough. i think about what i would say at your funeral, and say some of it to you now cause i need you to know how loved you are before you go. you will go where i cannot follow, but you will never really leave me. it won’t make it hurt less but it is a part of healing somehow.

btc-official:

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two households both alike in dignity

skylessnights:

GONCHAROV (1973) dir. Martin Scorsese

It funny because for many years people thought Goncharov was the main antagonist of the film, after all, he’s the one everyone’s out to get, right? But it seems people are starting to understand that in actual fact, it is time that is the main adversary in this story. There’s never enough of it and that torments a lot of characters, especially Goncharov, because he’s fighting so desperately to find his place in a world that is so keen on keeping him ostracized.”

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bbcsherlock:

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not letterboxd tweeting this 

g0om:

beemovieerotica:

wait tumblr is now fully telling us if the call is coming from inside the house?

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